Politicly Incorrect

So in my job, unless there is something going down there isn't too much to do except lose your mind or watch one of the two-big-screen news feeds such as CNN or FOXNEWS. It's just part of my job, and as part of my studies, to keep up to speed on our country and it's current events in contrast to the rest of the world.

And because of this, it is now, I give you my...DUN DUN DUN...opinion on how I think our country needs fixing. So strap on your seatbelts, here we go!

1. Our country is way too user friendly. Think about it...

Now that you are "tuned in"...

2. Get rid of "No Child Left Behind". Good intentions, yes, but now you are taking away our children's summers, and time that should be spent "playing." I mean, heck, when I was a kid, you'd have to be FRIGGIN' RETARDED to fail Kindergarten. Now? It's not too uncommon....When I was a kid, we played outside, until the streetlights came on. That was the universal: time to come in. In summer, this was replaced by "until the sun goes down." Learn it, use it.


3. Immigration: Yes, it is a nessecary evil. We DO need to protect our borders. Yes, you CAN stay here, as long as you do it LEGALLY. I should know...

4. If I had it my way, Child-Sex-Crime-Offenders, on the 2nd count, as long as it is physical, after 3 months post conviction by a JURY OF YOUR PEERS or GRAND JURY, get a bullet to the head. Period. Those whiny critics citing "cruel and unusual punishment" can go tell it to the parents of/and those victimized by Sex Offenders. I'm getting sick of hearing about crimes where investigation revealed the suspect had a prior history.

5. Nancy Grace needs to shut the fuck up. We don't care about missing white girls(or at least I DO NOT CARE about missing white girls).

6.Don't Ask/Don't tell: Ok, I may not be military, but I have several friends who are and I study the Military as a hobby, reading such books as Stephen E. Ambrose(Band of Brothers), Tim O'Brien, etc. I can't think of a SINGLE COUNTRY (aside our own) where Gays in the military are a issue. It's a pretty simple concept: you do not tell us you are gay, we do not ask, nobody cares. You are a soldier. End of story. Your job is to cover our "serving sons" and shoot at Ali Gadouche when he tries to blow your head off with a AK-47, not be like "YAY I'M OPENLY HOMO SEXUAL IN THE MILITARY AND I CAN SAY SO FREELY". No wonder half the world hates our guts and frowns upon us. Yes, ok, freedom of expression, constitutional rights. But there is a line to be drawn: If you are in the army, you have almost no rights. You are US GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. If I am a soldier, and I am on the line, I don't care if the guy next to me masturbates to pics of Richard Simmons: all I want is to him to shut the fuck up and cover me!

7. Abortion: Ok, this has been the subject of argument for hundreds of years. If you really get down to it: you gotta' do what you gotta' do. Granted, people should be held accountable for their actions(read: stupidity) when it comes to birth control and safe sex, but seriously, the only reason alot of people make a huge stink about it is because THE BIBLE SAYS SO.

8. Government Spending: The solution is simple. Quit wasting money, on dumb crap. Afghanistan? Ok. Iraq: No. And don't give me this "Weapons of Mass Destruction" crap, according to google and a few books I read, we haven't found shit.

and I would finish this but I've been swamped at work and shit just hit the fan. STAY TUNED!

Xander, out.