http://www.metrolyrics.com/2010-singer-john-mayer-looking-to-date-heidi-montag-news.html
Ok, John Mayer, if you are reading this: Don't do it.
There are STANDARDS, bro.
Blonde, plastic and FUCKING STUPID are not qualifications for girlfriend material.
Dude, I'm serious. "Very conservative, old-fashioned girl from Colorado" my Scottish-mixed ASS!
Have any of you seen this broad on TV?
I have never watched the Hills in my entire life, but I know enough about her to tell you she's fucking annoying and stupid.
I myself, used to date STRICTLY BLONDES un the myth that they are stupid and thus they don't argue as much.
What they don't tell you is it gets REAL OLD REAL FAST and blondes tend to be stupid to the point of psychosis(i.e. my ex "Katie").
Heck, you blew it with Jenn Anniston. DUDE THE EPITOME OF COUGARS!
Reowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
Heck go for...hmm who's single and hot in Hollywood....
Blake Livel...no she's blonde...well.....at least he's not going for any of those Jersey Shore bitches.
Don't worry John Mayer, we'll find you a chick. STAY TUNED!
WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA! Let's find John Mayer a latina! YEAH DUDE They'll rip him apart!
Ok, til next time,
Xander, out.
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