Some Updates

So I have alot to write about. People keep pitching me ideas, or inspiring me ;-).

So, for now, I'll just throw some stuff out:

1. Anna Chapman, the "Femme Fatale" who pleaded guilty to Espionage on behalf of Russia, never emailed me back on facebook. The femme fatale, along with her fellow spies, pleaded guilty and are now part of a SPY SWAP dating back to the Cold War. Grand huh?

2. 4th of July was friggin' insanity, and it is a post in it's own right. Stay tuned!

3. Holy shit. Oakland is about to go up in smoke! This stems from Mehserle being found guilty of INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER and faces a MAXIMUM OF ONLY FOUR FLIPPIN' YEARS.

4. Remember the girl from Operation Nicaraugua? The one who got pissed at me for calling her on her BS and now has people out there who want to beat me up? Well, prior to her and I getting into a argument, I sent her a friend request on facebook. For reasons unknown, the other day she ACCEPTED my friend request. I sent her a email saying "You do know who I am, right?" No response.

5. A friend("RINO!") sent me a site that is filled with DEFLOWERING VIDEOS. If you don't know what that means, well then I'll tell you: it is one of the most gross acts I've ever seen and I am THANKFUL I have never taken a girls virginity. YEESH!

Til next time,

Xander,

Out.

Peter, Jason, this one is for you.

So one day I was at my god family's house because they were out of town for the weekend. It was me, Justin, Mark, Peter and our friend Jason. A total "bro" weekend, filled with alcohol, beer, liquor, and alot of masturbation jokes. ANYWAY...


Justin and Jason one point got in a argument over something I can't remember but it was stupid.

Now, quick background: Justin is a big dude, and Jason is big too.

Justin is too stubborn to know he's instigating Jason and Justin is too stupid to know he's falling into Justin's bullshit LOL.

So, seeing this, and being the crazy one I am, I decided to intervene, with drastic measures.

You can probably see where this is going, if not, it's simple:

I get inbetween them, BITCH SLAP Jason across the face and say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Everyone froze. Did he....?Did Xander...?...Just do...?

Yes.

Yes I did.

And after everyone was getting through the shock and awe of what just happened, Jason threw his fist forward into my ribs, and being 5'10 1/2 and skinny, I went flying THROUGH A DOOR(it was open, but cracked), still airborne, hit the ground, slid and halted. The next thing I knew, Jason was standing over me getting ready to punch my lights out and then Jason was pulled off by a laughing Mark, Peter and Jason. "Whoa dude ! EASY! COOL IT!"

I immedietly went into laughter. HYSTERICAL laughter. I was about to cry. "HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT HAHAHAHAHA WAS FUCKING HAHAHAHA AWESOME"

As I laughed I could by now they were all surrounding me, staring down at me as I rolled laughing on the floor.

"is he ok?"

"I dunno..."

"well, I dunno, he seems ok. Look at 'em. He's just laughing his ass off."

Dude, it was something straight out of a cartoon or movie or JACKASS. It was CLASSIC! It would of been great youtube.

Til next time, Xander out.