News Rant

So in my (ahem) temporary assignment at work I don't get to watch anything cool on TV most of the time BUT I DOOO get to listen to FOXNEWS all god damned night and with that it's time for another NEWS RANT!

#1: MORE NEW YORK MOSQUE NEWS

So now idiots are holding prayer meetings at the construction site of the planned Mosque in NYC despite the dangers that SOMETHING COULD FALL ON THEIR HEADS AND CRUSH THEIR SKULLS.

Ya know...it IS afterall a construction site. Not saying muslims are idiots, but if you are a idiot, that is it: faith doesn't play a part in that...

#2: PHOTOS RELEASED OF CALEY ANTHONY ON DAY OF HER DISSAPEARANCE

Aww how cute she's in the pink shirt they found next to the body....

Are they STILL talking about this? It's so old news.

I'm a Criminal Justice major and I don't even give a shit. Do you?



#4: JWOWW OF JERSEY SHORE REPORTEDLY IN TALKS WITH PLAYBOYS

I think I just threw up in my mouth. She's NASTY plastic fantastic. And taking a filtered photo of her naked and adding in some gloss and some airbrushing ain't gonna help.

In fact, who the hell reads playboy anymore? To me that was "training porn" when I was 9. You know, the porn you read and watch in preperation for the REALLY good stuff you see later in your years...

#5: THE SITUATION ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

Ok I confess: I have not seen a single episode, not even a mere 1 minute, of Jersey Shore. I never had to because I know what it entails.

However, I will say this, I wish I GOT PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO JUST SHOW UP AT PARTIES. Yeesh.

#6: LINDSEY LOHAN FAILS DRUG TEST

Didn't we read this same story a few months ago, a few months before that, a few months befor that, AND AGAIN before that!?

Am I the only one not fucking surprised?

The solution is simple people: Lindsey Lohan fails drug tests, because thats what she does.

Paris Hilton: she gets off light on drug/DUI charges with money because THATS WHAT SHE DOES.

The Situation gets paid to act like a douche because THATS WHAT SHE DOES.

Who honestly cares??

IN LOCAL NEWS: MAYOR CANIDATE OF OAKLAND GETS ROBBED

Lady, I got something to tell ya: Welcome to Oakland.

AND FINALLY: MORE FEARS OVER GAS MAIN LINES IN SAN JOSE

Ok, enough already. If you are really concerned about the gas lines in the bay area you should head over to my place after my housemates and I go out for Chinese.

Til next time, Xander, out.